November 16, 2009
San Jose, Costa Rica — Welcome to Hell- A small new News Agency, has been created to do what no other news companies or reporters are actually doing, reporting real news.
Welcome to Hell is as underfunded, bankrupt and in heavy debt just as other media agencies, thanks in large part to the CEO's and other corporate officers' high payroll and bonuses. However, this behavior is justified by the average shareholder[read: Average Stupid Joe] and according to The Tribune's COO "is necessary - because monkeys still cannot wear suits, ties, say lies and manipulate the masses".
Welcome To Hell's World Headquaters are located in San Jose, Costa Rica. Equipment includes 1 old computer, 1 crummy internet connection, 1000 typewriters, 1000 un-PETA certified baboons for writing.
Monday, November 16, 2009
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