Lady looks for Prince Charming - Kisses Frogs Instead

November 16, 2009

Harry Miller

Brooklyn, New York — Elisa MacKormic, 20, was surprised after kissing and doing what she says were "Over five frogs" after looking for Prince Charming.

According to sources close to her, she allegedly was tricked into believing that each frog would turn into a prince once she gave everything she had as well as putting out on the first date. After having no more to give, each frog simply faded away, leaving MacKormic with no more than debt, pain and herpes.

Despite this, she continues to look for frogs expecting them to transform into her lovely perfect "prince".

Is she blind, or just plain stupid?

Professional liar and psychologist Ellen Bean, 33, thinks that MacKormic just like many women out there, may be naive, blind, close-minded or plain stupid. Bean, who recently published her book "We like frogs!" assumes that women want frogs to become real gentlemen by attempting to change them. However, they also turn away real men that try to be as perfect as possible, with dismissing phrases like "You are [too] good", "I like you ... as a friend" , "Give me time - Let me think" , "It's not you ... it's me" and behaviors such as making men believe they have a chance, generally to take advantage of them.

"Men also change" hypothesizes Bean - "Many frogs were once men, whom after being treated like shit decide that it's not worth being good and honorable as they analyze how frogs get all the attention and sex" adding later - "The biggest problem is changing those frogs back into the men they once were ... it's nearly impossible".

Perhaps, one day MacKormic will find her prince, or continue masturbating a frog.

Meanwhile, at Press Time, CERN Scientists have not found the logic to this paradox, but recommend "Women to give the good men in their lives a chance without being defensive or negative about it" they later continued by chuckling and spurting sarcastically "Like that's going to happen".