Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Technology: Apple iPad, doing everything cheaper things do... worse

February 3rd, 2010

Adam Weizman

San Francisco, California — Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, 54, presented the Apple iPad last week. Their new flagship portable not-PDA slash not-Netbook slash not-Computer can do revolutionary things netbook users have been doing for years, such as surfing the net (without Adobe Flash Support), writing (on a virtual keyboard... physical keyboard and dock will come at the MSRP of $your kidney), ebook and New York Times reading, movie watching (with lack of true HD) and music listening, all this for the price of double your average netbook.

Like Multitasking?

No? Apple's got you covered. Jobs decided to omit the ever important feature for the iPad saying that "people like the impractical practice of closing one application and going to another - being complicated is the new cool, and that's what Apple is about, cool, expensive and impractical products".

Stay tuned for next week, when Apple announces the iShit Digital Toilet.









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