BREAKING NEWS
Faruk Muhti
Washington DC, United States — Moments ago, Secretary Arne Duncan, 45, from the United States Department of Education stated that all intelligent people living in the United States should evacuate the country immediately due to a possible threat of "Idiotism".
"Everyone who is smart enough, should leave the country now. We are approaching our own doom through ignorance, stereotypes and stupidity. In a few years, we will be nothing more then rednecks starving to death" Said Duncan, whom later added "Our mere society is but a mere perilous stack of cards... destined to collapse by its own weight. In other words, we are screwed if we stay and let the future of this country rule us... the children of today are the doom of tomorrow."
Why is this happening?
When pressed on the subject of why this is happening, Duncan blamed different sources, starting with overprotective parents whom believe that watching Up! is too violent for their children, (same ones that say that bad words, blood gore and violence are ok in our society, but nudity in an artistic way isn't); people who believe that there cannot be a black or female president as well as stereotyping all blacks as criminals and Middle Easterns as terrorists; to teachers who teach that "America is one country and we speak American (and Spanish speakers speak Mexican)," with the final blame going to Hollywood for releasing stupid movies every year.
Meanwhile, (Black-Arab)United States President Barack Obama agreed with Duncan and is planning to move to Tokyo. "I weep for the future of the United States, science and intelligence" said the President when boarding his plane.
W2H News has exclusive content of the United State's future psychos below.
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